Lenore seems to be a great quirky comic. Only started reading it last night. Check out the official site for some free samples!

Bizarre, freaky, funny.

I have to work with this weirdo. He doesn't seem to be able to breath through his nose properly. Makes weird noises. And eats biscuits with his mouth open. And does it over my desk, to spray the area with crumbs.

But he's a good programmer. And I have the final say over whether he stays or goes. Can I get rid of someone because they annoy the shit out of me?

Don't know.

Haiku time
Crumbs all over my desk
Nasal man is here again
Oh God - the horror!

Missles fly
Through the sky
Oh why oh why?

See?? I'm a poet. Or alternatively, my work fills you with horror and dislike, which might be the point, or I could just be yanking your chain so to speak.

Prolly that's it.

Free ASP servers... what fun it is trying to set one up! And the free ones don't have any of the really useful components installed - you have to actually pay! The price is wrong, bitch!

Sorry for the language.